Brilliant, Finally a cold case solved by the greatest detective in the world, none other than the great Sherlock Holmes.
The following is the actual transcript of conversation that went between Dr. Watson and Holmes.
Watson: I say Holmes what have you deducted about that chat in America?
Sherlock: If you mean Barry Soetoro, AKA Barack Hussein Obama and his Birth Certificate, Well how in the blue blazes do you think I am more privilege to see his birth certificate? I would have a better chance of stealing all the gold out of fort Knox than seeing his sealed identification.
Watson: You know Holmes, that his birth certificate is plastered all over the internet for everyone to see.
Sherlock: Ah, yes my dear Watson, but their in lies the Rub!
Watson: (slight moaning) I say Holmes.
(With a demurring glance at Holmes as to despise the greatest thinker in all the land, only because Watson him self was a graduate of one of the elitist schools in the whole wide world, and secretively he hated, (yes he thought that) he hated Sherlock for being a conservative.)
Sherlock: Elementary Watson! (says Sherlock with the kindness of eyes that a person has when talking to a simple animal such as a furry rabbit) It would simply show his place of birth such as Hospital and who the attending Physician.
Watson: (with that stuck on stupid look) By gads Holmes, I think you got it!
Sherlock: (just looks at Watson and says nothing)